Kippers
Critics may call them two faced, or say they have no guts,
But kippers are the perfect portrait sitters.
They never fidget or complain with 'whys' or 'ifs' or 'buts'
They really are the most obliging critters
Feeding the hand that bites them, loyal to a fin.
Alas, for all their sacrifice, I threw them in the bin.
